Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

(via britty-boob)

  • Morning sex
  • Afternoon sex
  • Dinner sex
  • After meal sex
  • I-made-pancakes sex
  • Good morning sex
  • The-kids-are-at-school sex
  • Shower sex
  • Bored sex
  • Make-up sex
  • Break-up sex
  • Obama-won sex
  • Romney-lost sex
  • Monday sex
  • Tuesday sex
  • Wednesday sex
  • Thursday sex
  • Friday sex
  • Saturday sex
  • Sunday sex
  • There-is-nothing-on-tv sex
  • I-love-you sex

(Source: us-the-teens, via thathipsterkidd)

(Source: dope-gif, via thathipsterkidd)

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

(via timeless-fezzes)

wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

(via soinlovewithjas)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via musicgal1206)

blackalleykat:

ohhh im tryna go on a pumpkin picking/carving date and then like bonfire at nighttime whattttttt 

blackalleykat:

ohhh im tryna go on a pumpkin picking/carving date and then like bonfire at nighttime whattttttt 

(Source: , via lightfirsttt)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via punkrockisdeadandimpunkrock)